Liam needs...

Hi all,

I've just been over to Alan's blog, and he's taken an idea from another blog and... well anyway.. the idea is to put your name into Google, followed by the word needs, and see what you come up with.. here's a few from my search..

Liam Needs Maps

With my job, they could be useful.

Liam needs our votes

Yes I do, but for what, I'm not sure.

Liam needs our prayers

Ah, how nice.

Liam needs constant attention

You know it.

Liam needs to learn not to rise to the bait

Well if it was good enough for Alan, it's good enough for me!

Liam needs to step-up and fulfill the potential he showed at the beginning of
last season

Ironic really, as the first match of the new pool season starts in a little over an hour, and you all know how much potential we have.. zero, zip, nada.

Liam needs all the positive wardrobe reinforcement he can get

Well excuse me. Cashmere will never go out of fashion.. I love that hat.

Liam needs a chance to rectify his one error

I don't remember making one, but as apparently not many of us is perfect, I'll let that go for now.

Liam needs to express his emotions and feelings

My therapissed told me to do it slowly, one at a time.

Liam needs detailing tweaks

A bit of Botox maybe, but that's all.

Liam needs to be burped

Goo-goo Ga-ga Buuurrrppp.. Ahh that's better.

Liam needs to go on a diet

Cheeky bugger that google!!! I maintain a sylph-like 200lb figure

Liam Needs Throwing In The Thames And Drowning

Well really! There's no need for that now, and anyway if the above is to be believed, I'd float all the way to Canvey Island being charted constantly by Greenpeace.

Liam needs his dragon familiar’s help to track down a stolen magical jewel

Yes I do. I lost the trail when that unicorn familiar of mine fell asleep on the job, bloody typical. You just can't get a decent mythical creature for love nor money.

Liam needs psychological evaluation

Wibble

Liam needs Noel

But I hate Christmas!!

Liam needs to have a social life outside his PC

Amen to that Brother

Liam needs both hands

I assume that that's some reference to poker!!?? :)

Well that's an easy way to fill up a few lines. It makes a change from stuff about computers anyway.

Cheers

Liam