The world of Liam: July 2005

The world of Liam

Er.. Liam practicing his typing in front of a possible audience of a few billion, and a probable audience of significantly less.

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

Err.. more ramblings really..??!!

Hi all,

I've been busy recently, but after spending the last hour or so catching up with my favourite bloggers (whose writings can all be found in the various links to the left.. have a read, they wouldn't be there if they were rubbish.. ):) I thought I'd better write something myself.




I now do gardening (you can see the progress so far, above), communing with nature an' all that. This isn't exactly a huge plot admittedly, but as I haven't touched a gardening implement in a couple of decades or so, it is a refreshing challenge.

It is the front garden of my grandmother's abode. Until last weekend it was home to 37 previously undiscovered flora, 3 new species of animal, including a proto-marsupial resembling a small hippo (now officially named the liamopottamus largekebabuswithsaladus, which I'm really rather chuffed about) and a quite ancient looking Japanese chappy who, despite my limited knowledge of said language, seemed to be satisfied with my explanation regarding VJ day.

It started really as a request for something to be done about the small green plastic covered wire fence thing, which was covered in about 5 ton of rosemary bushes. After comparing notes with Mrs. Liam, it was decided that I would play the parts of Tommy and Alan, and she would be Charlie.. (don't go there..) :)

With bow saw and other plant destruction paraphernalia in hand we systematically cleared the plot, and today we have been preparing the soil for planting. Adding 100 litres of farmyard manure to it will do this apparently. As an aside, being brought up in the country side, I was a bit dissappointed that it didn't smell of anything as, wierd though it may sound, there is something about the smell of horse manure that does a nostalgia thing for me. I'm sure that if I tried hard, I could find several sites that catered for me, and my fellow manurists, but that's probably for another day. ??!! :)

We even bought some plants whilst at the garden centre, and these will be inserted tomorrow, weather permitting. Last weekend I put up a baby fence, that if you look really closely at the first piccy, you can just make out on the left. It was tipping down with rain, so I didn't bother with an album full of views.

Well that's the gardening bit. I've also (as mentioned in a previous post) been having a few more meetings to sort out the licence for the club. Fingers crossed, that that is sorted now. It's been submitted to all the various agencies concerned, eight in total, and we just have to wait now.

In other news; We're off on holiday next weekend, to the Lake District. That will almost certainly mean people using up there monthly bandwidth limitations on having this page load, although I am getting a bit better at remembering this now, with both of the above piccys being only(!) 320 odd kb each, rather than the 2mb or so that I usually post up. A nice drive on Saturday should see us arrive around seven hours after leaving these sunny climes, obligatory stops for cheese jack-spuds not withstanding.

Oh, I almost forgot.. last Saturday was the night of the stars at the club.. well Karaoke anyways.



The above is a stunning action shot (being in the picture obviously removes me from any shame in taking this surreal shot) of; Mrs. Liam, myself, and Angie doing a triet (a made up word, in English anyway, but what else can you call a duet plus one), I'm not sure of which particular singer's career we ended with this performance, but they weren't alone that night. If you see a previously well known artiste selling the Big Issue, tell them we didn't mean it.

The fun track that we did, amongst others was "[The first time] Ever I saw your face" by Roberta Flack. I picked it, because I knew how the first line went, and I knew so much more than the others, We stood there basically making up what little we could as we went along, but mostly just mouthing a tuneless sylable every line or two.. I thought it was funny anyway. A week on and the pain is a little bit more bearable, although the bruising is surprisingly black still.

That'll do for now. As a person in his late 30's I really should go and do the honourable thing for a Saturday night, and go have a drink.. so I will; now; just as soon as I've clicked the publish button.

Ready steady.. g...................

(Oops, nearly forgot)

Cheers

Liam

Saturday, July 23, 2005

ICE

Hi all,

just a quick one today. I was reading this and thought I'd pass it on. For those that don't read the [many] links that are put in blogs, and I don't often to be honest, it goes like this. If by some chance you happened to collapse, get run over etc., and the paramedics turned up, what would be the quickest way that they, or the staff at the hospital be able to identify you and notify your next of kin? This scheme is recommended by Tom Reynolds who I'm sure you are aware is probably the most famous paramedic in the blogosphere. Get your mobile phone out, enter the name ICE, (In Case of Emergency) and the phone number of who you would want contacted. It seems that it would be looked for as a matter of routine.

I've done it, and as most people carry a mobile most of the time, it seems an eminently (I know SEF likes that word:)) sensible thing to do.

Cheers

Liam

Sunday, July 17, 2005

More Darts

Hi all,

long suffering readers of this blog may remember my darts competition back in February, where I became the club's mens singles champ.. and very chuffed about it I was as well. :)

Last night was the mixed pairs darts competition, and Mrs Liam and I managed to win it. So I'm the concurrent holder of two darts titles now. If we can get a men's pairs competition arranged before the next biannual comp, then there's a possibility of holding the full set at the same time.. the Hanworth Club's version of a grand slam. Mind you, there is such depth of quality in the men's darts at the club, that it would be a very tall order indeed.

I'm also going to congratulate the two ladies, Kath and Di, who organised it. They're new to the committee and this was their first go at staging an event, and they did a stirling job of it.. well done both. The only criticism I have is that with myself being a long serving member of the committee, they didn't fiddle the raffle in my favour. I will have to discuss their future standing in this regard.. :)

So, with bingo in a little while, I must just tell you about my golf day, as mentioned below. As you know, I'm an enthusiastic golfer, but all that enthusiasm doesn't make the ball go any further; I was quite surprised therefore to par the first hole.. a 517 yard par 5. I then parred the third, 192 yards with a lake from tee to green. A nice little 5 iron put me pin high about 25 ft to the right..

I then played what can only be described as complete and utter rubbish for most of the rest of the game. I did salvage something (pride mainly) from the last hole though, breaking my own record for a 4 iron.. 295 yards.. a 7 seven iron from there left me with a 20 yard chip and run to the green. The hole is 511 yards, so according to the yardage chart for the hole, I hit the 7 iron 186 yards'ish. Although I don't keep a record for every shot, 'cos that would be sad, that is probably the furthest I've hit a 7 iron as well.

I still managed to muck it up though and score a seven, but my iron shots are getting longer and longer.

I came last in the end, and was awarded the society's wooden spoon. It involved the wearing of a golf jumper both for the remainder of the evening, until leaving the club house, and also for the first hole of the following event. Imagine for a minute if you will, that your great aunt Ethel has found out that you play golf, and she's got a few balls of different coloured wool lying around. Being a bit artistic she knits a picture of someone playing golf, on both the front and back of said garment in colours that would put Cecile B Demile to shame in the technicolour stakes. The only real advantage of me in particular having to wear this superb sweater is that it is meant to look big and baggy on the awardee, to add to the foolishness of it all. I'm lucky, in that you'd need one hell of a lot more wool to make anything look baggy on me. In fact it does fit rather nicely, and I'm looking forward to getting out there next time to show it off. I just hope it isn't going to be as hot as it was last Monday. It could be a bit uncomfortable.

I will add a picture to this later to show you the jumper, but as I mentioned, I have bingo to attend to now, so you'll just have to sit there in anticipation for a little longer.. oh, and as far as I know, there were no cameras present last night, so you miss out on that one.

Still, never mind, eh!!

Cheers

Liam

Monday, July 11, 2005

A restful day at last..

Morning all,

well, that was a busy weekend. Apart from the website, yesterday I had to read through reams of legalese ready for a meeting to sort out the new licence for the club. The local authority takes over the licencing of premises in which the sale of alchohol and/or public entertainment takes place in August. I can see the point in making sure that the premises are safe and that drug abuse and underage drinking etc. are controlled, but it took me three hours to read through, understand and make notes in preparation. I'm sure that my colleagues also have used up half of their free time to do the same this weekend. Every pub, theatre, cinema, sports venue, community centre and club in at least the Borough, and probably wider afield will have to do this as well. We're lucky in that our committee comprises several professional people who do this sort of thing for a living, but I dread to think how some places will fathom this stuff out, particularly community centres where the staff are in many cases not perhaps as experienced in such things.

Still, all good fun.

Anyway, today.. apart from this and a few other bits.. :) I'm not going near a computer. No, I'm playing golf at a rather select private course. The golf, albeit a strange course to me will be a case of hitting a ball, and then hitting it again, if I can find it. This evening though, it being a society do at said private club; I will have to don a jacket and tie. I wear a tie for weddings, funerals and New Years Eve, where I pretend to be in charge of the door, and like to look the part. That's around two or three times a year.. I will be weraing a blazer (for only about the first two minutes I hope), and to be frank, I just don't cut it as well dressed man about town. Those that have met me will verify this.

Still, with a lift there and back, I can enjoy a couple of beers afterwards.. (at £3 plus a pint) so that should take the edge off of having to dress like a badly put together shop dummy in Bentalls. Right, off to get supplies for the day. If you want to buy shares in Fanta, you have about ten minutes before the price rockets.

If you're really good, I may even go through each shot individually later.. on recent record, and given the difficulty of the course, that should be around 120 paragraphs.. :)

Cheers

Liam

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Site check

Hi all,

If anyone has a minute, would they mind just clicking the button provided and test driving the site, to make sure there are no glaring technical errors that I've missed.



There's still more content to put in there, but my poor little finger tips are numb from typing today.. so I'm going to have a bite to eat and a cuppa now, and then get back to it.


Cheers

Liam

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Flippin' bloomin' fudgin' sugar..

Am I the only flippin' person on this bloomin' planet that can't get a fudgin' script to work on a err.. sugary err.. website??

http://www.hanworthclub.co.uk/cgi-bin/atl.cgi

(Script supplied free by AtlantPro.)

I've followed all the instructions to the letter, and I just can't get it to work. You'll notice that it's a different script to the one mentioned in the previous posting. I gave up on the previous one, due to not being able to set it up. I thought I'd try my luck with a different script, just on the (very vague) offchance that it wasn't me, but a problem with the script.

I know that the parts of the server/site concerned with such matters are working, as I have set up a database in the cgi-bin for handling answers to the caption competition, and that works just fine and dandy. The path to the server (an uncommon path to me until recently) is definitely good as the above works. The script writes to the db and everything.

I've checked and rechecked the file and directory permissions on this latest script until I'm blue in the face. It all checks out, but the ads don't write to the database, meaning that you don't get to see them. The script itself shows no error messages, and seems to think that the ad is a done deal.. I've run out of ideas, and am starting to get a bit miffed.. :{

I haven't got a clue what to do next in the way of checking this. It's not like I don't at least have a passing aquaintance with the vaguaries of a computer is it?

I'm on my knees to you all.. begging.. no BEGGING...

Please.. pretty please..

Oh well, you get the idea,

Cheers

Liam

Monday, July 04, 2005

Perl/PHP/cgi/MySQL help... don't want much, do I?? :)

Hi all,

Anyone got a few minutes to have a quick look at this and let me know what I've got wrong??

http://www.hanworthclub.co.uk/cgi-bin/classifieds/classifieds.cgi

The page loads from the cgi-bin, and the graphics load from their own seperate directory, so I know that at least the paths are set in the script correctly (or to be more honest, 'seem' to be). One obvious [more than a little trifling] fault though is that I can't post ads. After filling in a test add (just rubbish in all the required fields) a click of the submit button gives me a blank browser screen and no mail notification is forwarded to me as either admin or seller. From what I've seen elsewhere, the titles of each category should be live links so a potential customer can look in each category seperately. They're not live??? It could be that until an ad is actually placed in the particular category, it isn't a live link.. the html of the page doesn't show any href's for them.. but until I can get an ad in there to have a look I don't know. I've set the permissions as per the instructions for each file needed, and also for the folders that contain them, and checked them several times, both via the ftp program (WS_FTP) and also via the site's own control panel (Plesk), and they are correct.. but alas, no joy as yet.

If anyone knows what the fault could be, I'll happily send them the content of the cgi script, but I have to limit that offer to those that I know here for obvious reasons.. in that it contains background details of the site that I'd rather not be made public, and by ****ing them out, it probably defeats the issue.

On a similar note.. well it's concerning the same site anyway.. I want to build a database for competition results to be posted to. I have about one hour's tinkering knowledge of MySQL, so if, to save me spending a day or three googling for the info someone has a good tutorial site (or even one that has some ready made scripts for download) in mind that they could supply the link to, I'd be most grateful.

Cheers in advance,

Liam